THE FUNNY BONE
Tasteful jokes and comics
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"Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get." - George Burns
"I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." - Rodney Dangerfield
"The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am." - Charles Pierce.
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin
It is good to be a woman:
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
- Taxis stop for us.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
- We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
- We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
- We will never regret piercing our ears.
- There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
- We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.