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I rear-ended a car this morning...that' s when I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started.

ADULT Diaries: HIS & HERS

HER DIARY (6/03/07)

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong. He said "nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."

When we got home, I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.

He seemed so distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and, to my surprise, he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else.

I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I, too, fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY (6/03/07)

Today the Yankees lost, but at least I got laid.