THE FUNNY BONE
Tasteful jokes and comics
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A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one" the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and...", pausing to take another drink of beer, the Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding.
DIET FORMULATED FOR STRESS
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the "stress that builds during the day."
Breakfast
- 1 grapefruit
- 1 slice whole wheat toast
- 1 cup skim milk
Lunch
- 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
- 1 cup spinach
- 1 cup herbal tea
- 1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Tea
- The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
- 1 tub of Haagen-Dazs ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
- 4 glasses of wine (red and/or white)
- 2 loaves garlic bread
- 1 family size supreme pizza
- 3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
- 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Remember: stressed spelled backward is desserts.
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